Love love love this conserve best ever!!!

A very poor product. I was really hoping they would be good and went to a bit of trouble to find them. I follow the instructions but by the time some of them crisped up they weren't hot enough. The rest had the texture of say cardboard ie slightly chewy with a similar tearing sensation you might get from eating cardboard and no great taste - an excitement factor of 0/10. This silly product had me thinking they were going to be crisp.
Now if you're a kid, you might have lower standards than I do and not really understand what I'm talking about - however - the advertising on the television assures the viewer Golden Crunch. Nothing could be further from the truth - there is crisp, some crunch but not remotely, not even a bit like proper double or triple fried hot chips. Nothing approximating freshly cooked chips.

In my country we have strong consumer laws. I'm contemplating contacting them for false advertising. They can conduct their own tests and if they can duplicate my concerns then I feel they'll quietly vanish from the shelves. I wonder how the purchasing testers for the supermarket chain allowed this to be in their freezer?
It really is a very, very poor product that delivers almost nothing except heartburn. Made in Germany I note.

Had stir fry chicken but where was the chicken?

This biscuit would be delicious if it were not associated with the original monte carlo. It deserves a name of its own.

Quite bland and tasteless.
I have tried it so know not to purchase this product again.
It has put me off trying other Crazy Dragon products.